Tuesday, November 11, 2008

What Made Me Smile Today

It's my daughter's birthday today.  She is three years old.  My first two are boys and I've always considered myself a boys' mom.  Even my husband said it made sense for me to have boys. (I had three brothers and no sisters--I know how boys can be!)  But I never knew how much I wanted a girl, until I had my daughter.  Life is completely different with a little girl.  Yes, she's a princess.  But, she's a princess with super powers who can fly and fight crime with the flick of her magic wand.

We, the immediate family, had a small party for her on Sunday.  Since Dave had to work today, we gave her our gifts on Sunday so Dad could enjoy her opening them. 

We walked in the door today from her "kiddie" party and suddenly my 5 year old son Zilla started to well up with tears and said, "I don't have a present for her." I said, "Oh, that's ok.  Remember, you gave her the pink lego set.  She opened it on Sunday."

(Louder, more uncontrolled sobbing)

"But, toDAY is her birthday.  And I didn't even make her anything. How could I do that?"

I tried to console him but I could see there was only one way to fix this.  I had to get him set up with some craft supplies pronto.  Lucky for Zilla, Mom has tons.

I brought him in the kitchen and within a short time frame he had made her a lovely wooden plaque with wooden appliqués all over it.  He wrapped it in tissue paper and a bag and brought it to her in the living room.

With appropriate high-pitched sing-songy voice he said, "Look what I have for you!"

She got excited and screamed, "What is it!? What is it!?"  She carefully unwrapped the tissue paper and when Zilla said, "I made it for you...." She said, "Oh it's beautiful!  I love butterflies and flowers!  Thank you!"

And the house was tear free for at least an hour or so...

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Tuesday, November 4, 2008

What Made Me Smile Today

So I went out and voted today.  I had my three children with me, ages almost 3, 10 and 5.  I was lucky that there was really no line.  I walked in and they directed me to my voting machine.  I asked if I could take my children in with me--not sure how that would be viewed.  They said it was fine I just couldn't let them touch anything.

No problem.

I gathered the three close to me and pulled the lever to shut the curtain.  They looked like we just walked into church.  They whispered, "Why did you close the curtain?" 

"Because everyone should be allowed to choose the person they think is best and not worry about what other people think.  It's private. You shouldn't feel pressured by anyone else."

I showed them how the machine worked, how the names were lined up, different groups divided, and that we were voting for more than just president.  Then I said, "Now, when I pull the curtain open all my answers will be recorded in the machine and cleared for the next person." 

"Wow.. that's cool" said Duke.

The curtain opened and we started to walk away.  My 5 year old Zilla looked up at me and said, "You know who I would vote for if I was a grown-up?" 

"No, who?"

"I'd vote for you Mommy."

Monday, November 3, 2008

What Made Me Curse Today

The bank I've had for the last 5 years, ummmm... let's call them SnaFu, was bailed out by JP Morgan Chase.  So about a month ago we went to another bank, let's call them Capital Bum and opened an account.

I attempted to open the account online but apparently I had to go in to the branch as well.  When we got there, with our three kids, we had to sit and wait for the branch helper monkey to find the new account on the computer while she squinted and asked several times how I spelled my name and when I opened the account.

She asked if I had ordered my Visa Check cards online.  I said yes.  She ordered my checks.  I made the necessary deposits into both accounts.

Two weeks later and I still don't have the check cards.  This is critical for us; Dave does a ton of driving which means frequent gas station stops.  And, these days, you're not pulling up to the gas station and asking them to put $10 in the tank.

I called the main service number who said they'd call the branch and tell them to order my cards.

At least I received my box of checks.  One month after we opened the account I received the check cards.  Stellar service?  I'm thinking nah.  But here's what really made me curse.

Dave just got paid so last night I decided to pay all the bills.  So I went on the web and systematically removed the old checking account and routing number and opened the new box of checks and used the routing number and checking account listed on the checks.  I went to Capital Bums site so I could see my account online but it wouldn't accept the account number I entered.  I had to wait until their customer service reps were there.

Do you know what these morons did?  They ordered my checks with the WRONG account number on them.  So now I have to retrace my steps, undo all those payments I made, and call about the one check I actually sent.  Mother &^%$#@!

Never a Dull Moment

Last night we were the way we usually are--sitting on the couch directed at the TV, wondering what the hell happened to the day. We were watching the movie, “The Visitor.” (Highly recommended—I loved it) While watching I had my laptop and was trying to build a site with a very tight deadline (of now) and Dave desperately trying to keep his eyes open while we watch one of “my” movies. We heard a loud knock at the door and both looked at each other. It was after 11.

Dave got up and answered the door and I listened. It was a teenage boy asking to use our phone because his friend was passed out drunk. Dave said yeah and brought him our cordless to use outside on the porch. I went and got our cell phones and tucked them in my sweat shirt pocket. I imagined the boy actually being a psycho (friends out on the lawn) who would come into the house, rob us, and whatever else and now he had our phone. I would be ready.

I listened to him talking on the phone. He clearly wasn’t friends with whoever he was trying to help. He dialed a number and asked if they knew the boy passed out on the street. He thanked Dave for the phone and walked away slowly. I asked Dave where the boy was and he said, “I don’t know.. somewhere on the street.” I went back out and called to the former axe murder as if he were one of my sons young friends. “Excuse me, does your friend need help?” He said not really and pointed. The boy was lying on the corner of our property (outside the fence).

There was a girl standing near him. They couldn’t be more than 16 years old. They needed help.

I shut the door and called 911. The operator asked me to tell the kids not to move him, and make sure he was breathing, stay with him until the ambulance arrived so if he threw up, someone could roll him over to his side.

Dave put on his jacket and went out there to keep an eye out. As it turns out, the conscience boy and girl weren’t really his friends. They had gone to his rescue when they saw him ditched by his actual friends, crawling on all fours, repeating that he lived on my street. These two kids brought him and all his stuff (backpack & bike) over several blocks to our street. I should point out that my neighborhood is full of steep hills--it was a big deal. Then, they went to a strangers house and tried to call people in order to help him. Those are some great kids.

The ambulance, first responder, and police arrived. The paramedic asked him questions like, “when’s your birthday?” Apparently he was born December 2009. The paramedic kept repeating to the boy, “You’re not in trouble. But, you’ve got a pretty good cut on your chin and we need to get you to the hospital and fix you up.” He then looked up at my husband and I and said, “Everybody’s got their first time eh? That’s why I don’t drink gin anymore” and smiled.
I instantly liked this paramedic.

As the kids were recounting their story to the police officer it occurred to me where he might live. Being on this block and outside with my young children on a constant basis, I see the kids in the neighborhood and pretty much know where they live and who their parents are. If this was my son on someone’s lawn, I’d want them to help him. I then wondered if he was the new tenant in the house across the street from me. It’s mostly a single woman that I see coming in and out of the apartment but I just recently saw a teenage boy going in and out. I got closer and called out to the police officer that I was 99% sure he lived in that house, and pointed. The police officer had this look on his face like, “That dark one over there where everyone’s asleep? You want me to go over there?” I wouldn’t want to do it either but I’m thinking, “Hey mister big tough police officer, this is kinda your job.”

They took the boy away in the ambulance. He does live across the street from me. His mother wasn’t home but the poor old Greek (barely speaks any English) landlady came out to identify him.

The paramedic was right—everyone does have their first time. The important thing would be that this be the time the boy learns.